You can, but you still have to impress my NPCs. You gotta be just the right amount of charming, big boy. [ He's grinning, as if he's come out of this conversation with some kind of victory, and he's about to say so when there's a finger poking him and he squawks like a bird.
Cue him lifting a hand to his mouth and glaring at Steve.
Then, mumbled through his fingers, ] Low blow, Harrington.
Cue him lifting a hand to his mouth and glaring at Steve.
Then, mumbled through his fingers, ] Low blow, Harrington.
[ there is something extremely enamoring about steve's current state. he hasn't seen steve this high before, only heard about dustin's attempted retelling of the russian truth serum incident, but nothing could have prepared him for this. ]
Uh huh, of course you aren't, Stevie.
[ he makes sure to use extra sarcastic enunciation, because he's not really in the right state to parse out subtlety right now.
and sure, he threw out the bedroom more as a joke, but steve went right for it. he probably could say he was joking, lead them towards the couch, but before he can, steve is grabbing for his hand, which causes eddie's brain to short circuit for a moment, forcing steve to try and drag him at first before his brain catches up with him. ]
Yeah, right, of course, the bedroom.
[ and now he can't help but laugh at the whole no shoes upstairs thing, because of course that's a rule. can't mess up the carpets or anything. he doesn't hesitate to kick off his shoes, and looks back up at steve. ]
Well? Lead the way, big boy.
Uh huh, of course you aren't, Stevie.
[ he makes sure to use extra sarcastic enunciation, because he's not really in the right state to parse out subtlety right now.
and sure, he threw out the bedroom more as a joke, but steve went right for it. he probably could say he was joking, lead them towards the couch, but before he can, steve is grabbing for his hand, which causes eddie's brain to short circuit for a moment, forcing steve to try and drag him at first before his brain catches up with him. ]
Yeah, right, of course, the bedroom.
[ and now he can't help but laugh at the whole no shoes upstairs thing, because of course that's a rule. can't mess up the carpets or anything. he doesn't hesitate to kick off his shoes, and looks back up at steve. ]
Well? Lead the way, big boy.
[ eddie isn't sure what he expects when he walks into steve's room. the rest of the house is enormous and filled with things that are clearly there to show off how much money his parents have. steve's bedroom is...
well it's not what one would immediately expect of a guy steve's age. eddie's own is littered with posters and post its with song lyrics, photographs of the hellfire and corroded coffin, his guitars hanging on the wall. this room barely looks lived in.
and the moment steve takes his hand away from his wrist is the moment eddie starts to mourn the loss of contact. he needs to get a grip, and he knows it. ]
Nice room. Kind of expected more sports trophies. [ he pauses in front of a picture with robin and steve and runs a finger across it (mostly across steve's face, but from a distance that is likely not all that obvious). ]
So you want me to -- [ he turns back around in time to witness steve faceplant onto his bed and presses his knuckles against his mouth to swallow the few giggles that threaten to spill out at this sight. ] Cute. [ he didn't actually mean to say that out loud, and figures that maybe just pretending he didn't say anything of the sort will work in his favor. steve doesn't really seem to be coherent enough to catch on, after all.
he does make his way over to the bed, still hugging the book to his chest. he has his doubts that he will make it even one full chapter through the book before steve has passed out, but maybe he will surprise hm. ] You ready for the best book you'll ever have the privilege of being read aloud to?
well it's not what one would immediately expect of a guy steve's age. eddie's own is littered with posters and post its with song lyrics, photographs of the hellfire and corroded coffin, his guitars hanging on the wall. this room barely looks lived in.
and the moment steve takes his hand away from his wrist is the moment eddie starts to mourn the loss of contact. he needs to get a grip, and he knows it. ]
Nice room. Kind of expected more sports trophies. [ he pauses in front of a picture with robin and steve and runs a finger across it (mostly across steve's face, but from a distance that is likely not all that obvious). ]
So you want me to -- [ he turns back around in time to witness steve faceplant onto his bed and presses his knuckles against his mouth to swallow the few giggles that threaten to spill out at this sight. ] Cute. [ he didn't actually mean to say that out loud, and figures that maybe just pretending he didn't say anything of the sort will work in his favor. steve doesn't really seem to be coherent enough to catch on, after all.
he does make his way over to the bed, still hugging the book to his chest. he has his doubts that he will make it even one full chapter through the book before steve has passed out, but maybe he will surprise hm. ] You ready for the best book you'll ever have the privilege of being read aloud to?
[ it's painfully obvious that eddie is far too sober for the level of stoned steve is, and he tries not to feel too guilty about that. he allows himself a moment to take in everything, to take in steve in his current state while he can actually look and not worry about it being deemed as too long.
and eddie is only human, so at being called cute, and having steve comment his eyes has eddie freeze, pointedly ignoring the way his face suddenly feels hot, and the way his breath is suddenly coming a lot slower, shallower. ]
You're ridiculous, [ he comments, shaking his head. but all the same, he finds a comfortable position and opens the book to the first page and shifts into a british accent, because that seems the only acceptable way to read tolkien's work. ] The Lord of the Rings, The Fellowship of the Ring. Concerning Hobbits. [ he pauses to take a glance at steve, making sure that he is paying attention. ]
and eddie is only human, so at being called cute, and having steve comment his eyes has eddie freeze, pointedly ignoring the way his face suddenly feels hot, and the way his breath is suddenly coming a lot slower, shallower. ]
You're ridiculous, [ he comments, shaking his head. but all the same, he finds a comfortable position and opens the book to the first page and shifts into a british accent, because that seems the only acceptable way to read tolkien's work. ] The Lord of the Rings, The Fellowship of the Ring. Concerning Hobbits. [ he pauses to take a glance at steve, making sure that he is paying attention. ]
[ how eddie manages to get through any narration is a minor miracle. the way steve all out giggles sends a thrill down his spine and warms his heart in a way he didn't think was possible. and when he looks up at steve and sees him latch onto every word?
eddie is simply a goner. whatever attempts he has made to try and stave off a crush are completely out the window. there's a ghost of a smile as eddie barrels on, managing to make it to the end of the first chapter, and to eddie it feels like no time has passed at all. but judging by steve's current state, he probably has no concept of time. ]
You want me to stop there or do you want me to keep going?
eddie is simply a goner. whatever attempts he has made to try and stave off a crush are completely out the window. there's a ghost of a smile as eddie barrels on, managing to make it to the end of the first chapter, and to eddie it feels like no time has passed at all. but judging by steve's current state, he probably has no concept of time. ]
You want me to stop there or do you want me to keep going?
You'd end up so insufferable. Like Henderson level of insufferable.
[ which he definitely means affectionately, though it doesn't come across over text so well. ]
To be honest, most of the ideas I had mostly involve what happens when you're out of said swimwear.
[ which he definitely means affectionately, though it doesn't come across over text so well. ]
To be honest, most of the ideas I had mostly involve what happens when you're out of said swimwear.
Tell me about it. Was he always like this? [ Because he still can't get over the fact that Steve had been the positive older male influence before Eddie swooped in to save him from high school jackasses. ]
Lucky for me indeed. Don't suppose you have a hot tub to go with that fancy pool of yours, hm?
Lucky for me indeed. Don't suppose you have a hot tub to go with that fancy pool of yours, hm?
[ the one drawback to living in such a small town in indiana is that it's a little bit difficult to go on dates, period. one has to be very discreet to keep themselves safe in a world where people already hated eddie's guts enough for apparently being the spawn of satan, or whatever bullshit they've been preaching these days, now that his name has been cleared of having anything to do with the creel murders.
under any normal circumstances, eddie wouldn't give two shits about valentine's day. but this is a momentous occasion, being his first serious boyfriend that he's still with on the dreaded corporate nightmare of a day, and steve has been excitedly planning this, and okay, maybe some of that excitement has rubbed off on him.
it has clearly rubbed off enough for eddie to put a hell of a lot of work into his appearance for this date. his hair is pulled back, revealing a tattoo that's normally hidden just underneath his earlobe of a music note, and while he is wearing a band t-shirt, his usual affinity for denim has been replaced with one of gareth's flannels, a dark grey one that is maybe a little bit on the baggy side on him, so he has the sleeves rolled up just a little bit. and by some miracle, he's managed to find the one pair of jeans that don't have holes in them.
when he answers the door, he puts on a scrutinizing face and pokes his head out the door. ] We don't want any. [ and playfully shuts it in steve's face, counts to five before opening it again and flashing him a wolfish grin. ] Darling, you made it.
[ sitting on the counter in the kitchen, if steve were to look past eddie's shoulder, is a small present wrapped in red wrapping paper, which eddie quickly grabs and shoves it towards steve. ] I know we said we weren't really gonna do expensive presents or anything but, I didn't spend money on this so it totally counts okay.
under any normal circumstances, eddie wouldn't give two shits about valentine's day. but this is a momentous occasion, being his first serious boyfriend that he's still with on the dreaded corporate nightmare of a day, and steve has been excitedly planning this, and okay, maybe some of that excitement has rubbed off on him.
it has clearly rubbed off enough for eddie to put a hell of a lot of work into his appearance for this date. his hair is pulled back, revealing a tattoo that's normally hidden just underneath his earlobe of a music note, and while he is wearing a band t-shirt, his usual affinity for denim has been replaced with one of gareth's flannels, a dark grey one that is maybe a little bit on the baggy side on him, so he has the sleeves rolled up just a little bit. and by some miracle, he's managed to find the one pair of jeans that don't have holes in them.
when he answers the door, he puts on a scrutinizing face and pokes his head out the door. ] We don't want any. [ and playfully shuts it in steve's face, counts to five before opening it again and flashing him a wolfish grin. ] Darling, you made it.
[ sitting on the counter in the kitchen, if steve were to look past eddie's shoulder, is a small present wrapped in red wrapping paper, which eddie quickly grabs and shoves it towards steve. ] I know we said we weren't really gonna do expensive presents or anything but, I didn't spend money on this so it totally counts okay.
Guess it's up to us to instill a little discipline, huh? Something, something, a united front.
That's. Interesting. [ if it weren't for the fact that it was his parents' idea, that would probably be kind of hot.
but no, he is not trying to imagine steve's parents right now. ] Okay now I'm just thinking about making use of that mirror, damn you.
That's. Interesting. [ if it weren't for the fact that it was his parents' idea, that would probably be kind of hot.
but no, he is not trying to imagine steve's parents right now. ] Okay now I'm just thinking about making use of that mirror, damn you.
You just had to go there. Nope, nope, time to think about your grandma and dead kittens, abort, abort. ( as much as he adores the gremlins he doesn't need them taking a guest spot in their horny fantasies. )
Ah, they're still away, huh? You think they'd notice if we, um. Used it?
Ah, they're still away, huh? You think they'd notice if we, um. Used it?
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