[ eddie's right next to him but not in ideal elbowing position or steve would go for it. ] I would but that would set a bad example for the children.

[ mr. mom over here thinking about not fighting but after he says it, his mind shifts to all the other ways he could make eddie shut up.

eddie has a too nice smile and steve's not sure what to do with himself when he's looking so pleased like that. like a cat with cream or something. ] I'm not good at creative, dude, but sure. A ranger. I'll be a ranger. [ he takes the character sheet and picks up the pencil, brows furrowing as he writes down the first thing he's chosen which is the class. ] Okay, now what?