Tell me about it. Was he always like this?[ Because he still can't get over the fact that Steve had been the positive older male influence before Eddie swooped in to save him from high school jackasses. ]
Lucky for me indeed. Don't suppose you have a hot tub to go with that fancy pool of yours, hm?
Pretty much. This is--- no, I was gonna say he's like calmed down but he hasn't. It's getting worse.
Not an outdoor one but there is a hot tub in the master suite and there's a mirror in front of it. ( he doesn't want to think about why that's there. the whole wall is a mirror, it's just his parents are vain. that's it. ugh. trying to think thoughts about him and eddie in 3, 2, 1....)
Teach him some manners. Okay, no more talking about Dustin. I'm calling an end to it because this is going into horny territory.[ and he doesn't want dustin near his horny thoughts at all. as much as he doesn't want his parents near them.
anyway. horny territory. ]
I mean... it's not like anyone else is going to be around to use it for another week?
You just had to go there. Nope, nope, time to think about your grandma and dead kittens, abort, abort.( as much as he adores the gremlins he doesn't need them taking a guest spot in their horny fantasies. )
Ah, they're still away, huh? You think they'd notice if we, um. Used it?
Are we thinking of dead kittens or if my parents will notice?
Because I don't think so. I can clean it. ( and he kind of remembers his parents saying that they are having someone come clean before they get back anyway. )
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Depends on how you plan to do that, Eds.
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[ which he definitely means affectionately, though it doesn't come across over text so well. ]
To be honest, most of the ideas I had mostly involve what happens when you're out of said swimwear.
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and you're lucky that he read that as affectionate too, though, eddie. ) Well, lucky for you that's kind of more my speed of things.
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Lucky for me indeed. Don't suppose you have a hot tub to go with that fancy pool of yours, hm?
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Not an outdoor one but there is a hot tub in the master suite and there's a mirror in front of it. ( he doesn't want to think about why that's there. the whole wall is a mirror, it's just his parents are vain. that's it. ugh. trying to think thoughts about him and eddie in 3, 2, 1....)
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That's. Interesting. [ if it weren't for the fact that it was his parents' idea, that would probably be kind of hot.
but no, he is not trying to imagine steve's parents right now. ] Okay now I'm just thinking about making use of that mirror, damn you.
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anyway. horny territory. ]
I mean... it's not like anyone else is going to be around to use it for another week?
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Ah, they're still away, huh? You think they'd notice if we, um. Used it?
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Because I don't think so. I can clean it. ( and he kind of remembers his parents saying that they are having someone come clean before they get back anyway. )
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But hey, if we can clean it without them noticing then by all means.
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But, yeah, we can clean it. And I'm pretty sure I can have you focused on everything but the fact it's my parents bathroom.
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I have the utmost faith in your ability to make me forget all about that fact.
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